Clusterfuck

The Labour Party (UK)

The Labour Party is a clusterfuck.

by LunarLass March 12, 2017

Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

by Section A December 17, 2013

Clusterfuck of Bullshit

Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit

Michael: Dude, I just keep getting rejected left and right, this is a Clusterfuck of Bullshit!!

Chad: Damn man..

by Saint Nick the 4th December 20, 2021

Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"

by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014

Clusterfuck

When your Mrs hangs too much shit on your kids walls, over decorating.

This is a clusterfuck!!!
Minimise the shit on the wall

by Hava Tinnie double knecker October 13, 2017

Clusterfuck

Life experiences manifested by a person/s fearlessly pushing the boundaries of what is possible with the faith that every mistake is a learning.

“Thank clusterfuck for that, Amen!”

by Capuchin May 1, 2024

Clusterfuck

the pattern of highway traffic where a small number of cars form a net or trap, slowing down other vehicles who are desparetely trying to escape

Sorry I was late, I was trapped in two clusterfucks on the way.

by Wigger P August 21, 2012