Clusterfuck

A bunch of shit going wrong all at the same time.

The logistics weren't planned well; the guide was new; the flights were cancelled; the luggage broke; the food sucked, and everything you can imagine wasn't going right. Basically, It was a clusterfuck of a trip.

by SonyaSingh July 5, 2017

Clusterfuck

When your Mrs hangs too much shit on your kids walls, over decorating.

This is a clusterfuck!!!
Minimise the shit on the wall

by Hava Tinnie double knecker October 13, 2017

Clusterfuck

Vulgar slang term used to refer to a situation which has been undertaken poorly and mishandled.

Boris Johnson's way of handling the pandemic has been one massive clusterfuck, and again he's contributed to the UK falling in shit tons of debt due to having to borrow money from other countries to give benefits to those on furlough. This wouldn't have happened if he had enforced a strict lockdown like New Zealand. New Zealand has made it out the worst of the pandemic with a low covid death toll and stable economic welfare! Funny that innit?!

by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011

Clusterfuck

When a local COVID-19 outbreak occurs sending you into lockdown. Particularly in a week leading up to a long weekend.

Damn, it’s a long weekend and there’s just been another local Covid-19 outbreak, and the govt is throwing us into lockdown again to prevent the cluster from growing...

“You’ve been clusterfucked”

by Rayray_971 June 2, 2021

Clusterfuck

1) A situation where everything went wrong, and everything that couldn't did as well.
2) A situation where nobody knows what's going on.

1) The siege of Stalingrad was a clusterfuck.
2) just anything about the Holy Roman Empire

by Davoda1 November 7, 2020

Clusterfuck

Brexit

Brexit's a clusterfuck

by namerealpseudonym October 15, 2019