Claira

A crazy fun person that you'll be lucky to be friends with. Claira is usually found sleeping, eating, or roasting her enemys till they are found with no friends what so ever. Claira is normally not that intelligent but funny as hell.

Is that the girl with an amazing sense of humor? That must be Claira!

by friesbeforeguys88 August 1, 2017

claire

a crazy bitch that will be the best sister ever, if she is your sister then dont piss her off. she is distinct and is as emo and gothic as can be, but she is also not afraid to pull out the ghetto side of her. she LOVES the craziest shit.

wait your sister is claire ??? damn girl you lucky

by boo20043 February 22, 2018

Claire Dames

Hawt pornstar, amirite?

Carl: Is that Claire Dames getting fucked by three bloods?
Johnny: Werd.

by 545456456 August 6, 2008

Clair

A Clair is an adj for someone who oozes class and sophistication. Everyones friend. Often under appreciated.

Beautiful, yet humble, a combination rarely found. Be careful though- under the facade lay criminal tendancies. Somehow, the positive energies emited by Clairs mean they always come up smelling of roses.

With a Clair around, justice prevails.

Clairs are kind, warm and generous.

Why can't you be more like Clair?

Clair is beautiful, kind and warm - but watch your back with the burgers

by Rumpole 09 February 11, 2010

Claire

A cute, funny, and boisterous being sporting a wonderful hinie. The ass master. Many great works of art have stemmed from her gluteus maximums.

OMG did you see that girl? She's asstacular, she must be a Claire.

by babyjesuses4u August 21, 2009

Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.

"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"

by Robert Deagle January 11, 2009

Clarted

When something is fucked up in some way.

"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"

by Dahatter November 25, 2020