by Underallshadows January 28, 2017
Get the catara mug.A derogatory term that refers to Newport brand cigarettes. This is used because Newports are popular among African-Americans.Used by rich white kids on the eastcoast
Person 1: Hey man, can I bum a cigarette.
Person 2: Sure. hands him a cigarette
Person 1: Man! This is a newport, I don't smoke no nigger cigarettes.
Person 2: Sure. hands him a cigarette
Person 1: Man! This is a newport, I don't smoke no nigger cigarettes.
by candice D May 14, 2005
Get the nigger cigarette mug.1) A valid reason to argue with someone. 2) A delicious taste of death in a stick. 3) Something you are required to do in the military. 4) Stress relief from the assholes who tell you smoking is bad.
Mr. No-Smoke, "You know, smoking will kill you."
Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood."
Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?"
Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."
Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood."
Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?"
Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."
by hunteddemonoid January 23, 2009
Get the Cigarette mug.The common traditional cigarette, a crude, old-fashioned nicotine delivery device, consisting of processed tobacco wrapped in a paper tube, from which smoke is inhaled after being lit.
So named to differentiate it from the more modern and less harmful electronic cigarette.
So named to differentiate it from the more modern and less harmful electronic cigarette.
by Saint Mike February 16, 2009
Get the analog cigarette mug.by LlamaPump May 1, 2003
Get the skin cigar mug.Something that non-smokers hate, and smokers love. What many people don't understand is that smoking is physically and emotionally addictive. As a smoker, I am tired of hearing non-smokers talk about an addiction they have never had. All smokers understand the damage they are doing to their body, but obviously since we are still smoking we don't care. Smoking Cigarettes are just as unhealthy as unhealthy diets. Since 63% of America is overweight, and 20% of them smoke I think that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
NS: "Oh, my God. Smoking is so bad for you."
S: "I know. I heard that in 1992"
NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?"
S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth."
NS: "...I don't know about that"
S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?"
NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you"
S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."
S: "I know. I heard that in 1992"
NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?"
S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth."
NS: "...I don't know about that"
S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?"
NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you"
S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."
by Getyourbellyoffmyrights August 31, 2011
Get the Cigarette mug.Originally an old Irish word meaning; "dark", Ciara is a typical Irish name, pronounced key-rah as opposed to "Sea-air-ah". Other variations included Keira, Kiara and Cíara.
"My name is Ciara..."
by TheGreatEscopay April 12, 2008
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