Chud

A "chud" is a penis that is fatter than it is long. In common usage, a chud can also refer to a penis that has equal circumference or greater compared to its length.

Chud is popularly used as a metaphor, to refer to any kind of fucking degen.

"That guy just got caught shoplifting, now he outside in handcuffs looking like a fucking chud LMAO"

"I'm not climbing onto that chud, I won't feel a thing" - your now ex-girlfriend

by Bersient June 4, 2020

Chud

A badass name for a dog!

Dude, Chud jumped off my bed without hesitation. He is a badass!

by salmonraccoon July 16, 2020

Chud

A really really annoying smartass who goes by the name "Jordan", or "Tyler".

"Yap yap. Shut up, Chud."

by THE NIHGA July 12, 2025

Chud

Used to stereotype people with radical political views. Chuds are often nazi and far right.

Chud: The west has fallen. Billions must die. Save evropa
David: wtf are you on about

by kerbolisat September 23, 2023

lei kava chud

a dude who comes to lei kava bar and does chuddy shit like talk about his ex-girlfriend all day (or exclusively talking about their ex-girlfriend)

bro, theres some dude outside of lei kava who keeps yapping about his ex girlfriend

is it the lei kava chud?

yes bro this is literally the tenth time today this dude is talking about his ex-girlfriend today... bro needs to get on hinge or something

by onsumrealness November 5, 2025

Chud

When you make a bet with someone but is too much of a fucking degenerate to pay up.

"I bet you $20 Team 1 wins"
"Alright deal, but if Team 2 wins you owe me $20"
*Team 1 wins*
"Fuck you I'm not paying you"
"Bro quit being a Chud"

by graphh January 20, 2020

Chud Butt

The act of getting chaffage between your ass cheeks, combined with the deadly combination of mud butt.

Damn you Indian food, you gave me some wicked chud butt.

by PaRaLLeLs May 16, 2012