Jimmy thy Cartered

To die of Melanoma at age 100

Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma

Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!

On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace

by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024

Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

charteris

Charteris...if this has been done 2 you that means your filth to be charterised means to have your balls stretched and then spat and for girls this is even more foul as to be charterised for a girl means to have ure fanny flaps strecthed so that you yourself can give yourself some pleasure

paul: hey i heard you have been charterised!
frankie: yea i had it done the other night its way cool
paul: wow can i have a look
frankie: sure thing i suked on it the other nite 2 relieve some pain
paul: well i will help you relieve the pain baby
frankie: thanks paul you mean alot 2 me

by Brad Davies July 14, 2006

charturdious

Means 'awesome' or 'cool'. The word originated from a small asian who quotes 'family guy' and 'futurama' in her spare time. It can also be used to define morons who like to go out and build snow men at 50 degrees below zero. Also can be used to describe very tiny, yet cool, asian kids that love TV and playing with cameras.

'Golly! You are so charturdious!'

'Hahaha you're tiny. I shall call you Charturdious!'

by Jezzka December 14, 2008

Chartard

An idiot that falls asleep while sunbathing and gets a bad burn.

"I can't believe you fell asleep at the beach and got so burnt! You chartard!!!"

by Kellboat July 24, 2012

chartreuse harness

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

charred

Smoking so much put that you get an erection

Bro, you charred yet?

by charrboy November 28, 2016