Me n my friends played so much APT last night the third floor became the first floor and now I got a ceiling hangover
by Standard_Issue December 29, 2024
When a individual discharges, a loaded firearm in their mouth, while sitting upright causing brain matter and blood to be on the ceiling. This is referred to as ceiling spaghetti.
You hear about john?
No what happened?
Oh boy, he suck started a 12 gauge and made some ceiling spaghetti after his lady left him.
No what happened?
Oh boy, he suck started a 12 gauge and made some ceiling spaghetti after his lady left him.
by Sewer slide February 13, 2024
I tried to hook up like this guy last night but he was such a fucking ceiling pan.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.
by hay gay November 04, 2021
The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos
I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling
by Baldy Solo January 31, 2022
any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "
by Rossisaurus February 07, 2010
When a man ejaculates above / over top of their partner and it lands, or drips onto their head. Just like if your roof was leaking rain water and it was dripping onto your head.
by EMTDUDE February 14, 2024
by hintss May 05, 2016