sleep country canada

a canadian mattress store with an unforgetable jingle

Singing - "sleep country canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else?"

by girl1981 July 21, 2008

Canadian Dime

A cute girl who is about a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. Plays on the exchange rate of Canadian money vs. US money. A dimepiece is a perfect 10.

She's pretty cute, but not a dimepiece. Maybe a Canadian Dime.

by Jon DeJongh May 29, 2005

Canadian Armed Forces

Although little is known of canada's armed forces, mainly because they are not dumb enough to attack peoople, they have some of the best snipers in the world. (thats right, better than US)

No one knows about the Canadian Armed Forces, because if you know about them, you are dead.

by Bobby123456 April 10, 2006

my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005

canadians

what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad

jee im glad i put this "Canadain" flag on my back pack while traveling in Europe...cuz they sure hate us americans over there

by leif November 24, 2004

Canada

1) A country that is hated by few others.
2) A country made up of mostly Hockey lovers, but every country has their sport.
3) A safe, beautiful, mostly uninhabited place that has it's own currency, which is worth less than the United States' but cheaper merchandise is around the same price anyway.

I'm glad I live in Canada. Now excuse me while I go watch the game.

by Cybio November 18, 2003

canadian heritage moments

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.

I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.

by Care June 18, 2004