cali

An illiterate, pre-pubescent, homosexual, webrat, junior ho, bro abbreviation for California.

(AOL chat room)
Pedophile: "Wow, you seem like a really cute emo chick. Want to see me wank on my cool HP webcam?"
SupaHo14: "Cali??!!!! ^_^

by Petey Fowel August 10, 2008

Cali (girl)

Cali is a girl with a good personality. She can be feisty sometimes but once given enough attention she is the sweetest person you'll ever meet.

That Cali (girl) is so sweet!

by KKawesomness December 8, 2016

calgonate

The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."

"Look at him! He's so in love, he's walking on air! It looks like he could calgonate like that all day."

by SamuraiPanda201 April 7, 2009

calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

calgary

The best City in Alberta! We've got the Flames, who are getting to be a really strong team. We also have the "Best outdoor show on earth", known to be the Calgary Stampede. Which by the way is a blast to go to. To agree with Edmonton people, I don't think it should be the Capital, we wouldn't want a bunch of political crap in our city. Not to mention we can drive 45 minutes and be at some amazing skiing and snowboarding locations. So to sum up this definition. Calgary is the place to be. (We are also wicked rich). By the way, Practically no one has mullets and every city on earth has sluts. We kick booty.

Welcome To Calgary, The Most Wicked Cool City In Alberta.

by Véronique April 22, 2006

calgary

The best City in Alberta! We've got the Flames, who are getting to be a really strong team. We also have the "Best outdoor show on earth", known to be the Calgary Stampede. Which by the way is a blast to go to. To agree with Edmonton people, I don't think it should be the Capital, we wouldn't want a bunch of political crap in our city. Not to mention we can drive 45 minutes and be at some amazing skiing and snowboarding locations. So to sum up this definition. Calgary is the place to be. (We are also wicked rich). By the way, Practically no one has mullets and every city on earth has sluts. We kick booty.

Welcome To Calgary, The Most Wicked Cool City In Alberta.

by Véronique April 22, 2006

calgary flames

An NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta, Canada whose only won the Stanley Cup once in 89'. They choked in the final round in 04' to Tampa Bay. Their famed player and basically the whole team is Jarome Iginla "Iggy".

Whats the difference between the Calgary flames and a bra? The flames only have one cup.

by wakka August 8, 2005