Caring

When your bestie buys you a teletubie stuffy.

Oh my goodness! You’re so caring, I love my teletubie stuffy

by Squidwardboyyyy April 26, 2021

meat casing

when you leave lube on your dick and it dries over night leaving a meat casing. close to chaffing

my dick still hurts for the meat casing that i got from your mom last night.

by vietnomnomnom May 18, 2011

hump cating

A gentle pat of the grundle; funbridge.

Jerry was hump cating Sherry

by GrundleMonster April 15, 2014

Louis CKing

Forcing someone to watch you masturbate.

When she wouldn't have sex with him, he got his revenge by Louis CKing her.

by callmeElNombre December 12, 2018

Ass Cacking

The uncommon sexual act of when Partner 1 takes a laxative and then proceeds to let Partner 2 perform oral sex on their anus. Whilst this is taking place, Partner 1 will then defecate into Partner 2's mouth. Then Partner 2 will gargle the feces and spit it back into the anus. Finally, Partner 1 will defecate once more and Partner 2 will swallow the feces.

Partner 1 - "Hey baby, do you want to try Ass Cacking tonight?"
Partner 2 - "Um, I'm not sure what that is..."

by TheBWGuy6791 May 29, 2020

Reverse-caring

When you want to say something (such as a joke) but nobody ends up caring.
It basically means nobody cares/asked.

I just wanted to tell a joke, but everyone was reverse-caring!

by marioisthebest June 8, 2022

Pound Cakin’

When two or more distinguished gentlemen convene to to indulge in the vast pleasure that occurs when their ass cheeks French kiss. Can also be known as, but not limited to dude ass or butcheek scissoring. Similar to the brown starfish suckle.

Peter: “How did Tyler catch colitis?”

Jon Morgado: “I heard he was Pound Cakin’ with Mathew!”

by Ernest Hemorrhaging December 29, 2022