Caiden

The most bad ass little toddler around. Often exceeding the cool-ness of his parents.... He will take over the world one day.

"DUDE! That Caiden is hard core!"

by MoDaFoSho October 14, 2008

You just activated my trap card.

A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.

*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.

by seanbond5 June 1, 2012

card shark

a skilled card player (no longer is the word necessarily pejorative)

A card shark was strutting his stuff at the other table.

by The Return of LIght Joker March 4, 2009

Cardboard Boxers

When you're a preteen and you feel a little rambunctious and horny and the rents go in your room to pick up the laundry an find hard boxers from last night's fun....oh they know....they always know what you did.

Little Timmy shoved his cardboard boxers into Dorothy's face making her smell his dehydrated love juice.

My mother found the cardboard boxers from when i fooked Betsy in the back seat of my minivan....

by Polish Avenger May 5, 2006

Caidence

a way of spelling the name cadence, but when your parents are mean and give you a fucked up spelling, this is what happens. Caidence is the most naturally beautiful person you will meet, extremely passionate about everything she does and believes in and always puts other needs before her own. she is kind and caring and always finds a way to make others happy. she loves to have a good joke around but deep down is the most intelligent person around. Caidence doesn't always feel like shes just as amazing as everyone else thinks she is, so make sure to always remind your Caidence of how perfect they are!

person- "caidence you look lovely today"
caidence- "no i dont you silly billy"
*everyone else in the room dies bc of this oblivious young lady*

by dumbbbitch69 November 19, 2018

rewards card

a credit-card sized piece of plastic that is inherently worthless. almost all companies in existence have these rewards cards. they are designed to build customer loyalty, but actually only build customer frustration.

employee: "do you have your rewards card?"
customer: "i don't have a rewards card."
employee: "let's get you signed up!"
customer: "what will it get me?"
employee: "it's a great program."
customer: "but what will it get me?"
employee: "um... it's a great program..."
customer: "i know, you said that. what will the rewards card get me?"
employee: "nothing, really, but my boss makes me ask..."
customer: "..."

by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009

Extreme Card

A legendary card alotted to someone who has done something amazingly extreme and lived, preferably unscathed, to tell the tale over and over again. Card allows carrier to: speed without the worry of being chased or even seen by cops, become disengaged from the laws of physics, unchallenged dibsing, etc. Carrier is not allowed to show any non card holder his card or it will be rebuked.

Jrex: "How can we be going sixty-five in a thirty without any cops coming after us?"
Me: "Dude. Extreme card?"
Jrex: "Oh..right."

by nottadoctor September 20, 2007