Bumflit

Used to describe crusty pieces of poo stuck to one's ass hair. Can also be effective as a unique insult.

Oh boy, I hope I don't have any bumflits hanging around down there...

Matt, you idiot, stop being such a bumflit!

by BigC-642 August 13, 2019

Bumfuzzle

Bumfuzzle is a word meaning you have fuzz on your bum... It is a serious condition of children of gorillas and shaved gorillas known as humans, meaning they have fuzzy bums. Donate at Bumfuzzle.ca.

That Human-Gorilla-thing has a bad case of Bumfuzzle.

by Thissiteisajoke October 8, 2019

bumfriend

A man who has no job, vehicle, home, or money but leeches off of his girlfriend in their relationship.

Rebecca's bumfriend has no ambition and is pulling her down.

by Tara Crush January 28, 2020

Bumfuckity

A lengthy distance from civilization, and public services OR a remote rural area.
A synonym of "bum fuck nowhere".

"Tom moved to way out to bumfuckity. He's not even close to the city anymore!"
"I was stranded in bumfuckity because there's no public transportation out there."

by hazelryn February 4, 2020

Bumfounded

Its like dumbfounded if you were born before 1980

I'm completely bumfounded that you got a tattoo of a spider on your butthole.

by Duchess81 July 28, 2020

Bumfuzzle

It means ur stupid or confused

Ur bumfuzzled cuz u no do 2+2

by SmolBrainDefinitions October 12, 2020

Bumfuzzle

To confuse someone.

What the hell karen! You completely bumfuzzle me with all your nonsense!

by cambam0219 October 26, 2020