bumclouds

Huge clouds of anal gas, stinking out the room. Usually directly follows excessive consumption of vege-grills, or curry.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!*

Haha, sniff my bumclouds!

by Neil Bryson December 10, 2003

Bumcut

Haircut that is made by a certain large lady sitting upon a young mans head while the young mans father and the large lady's son cuts the son's hair at a very slow speed.
If the lad survives he is generally left with a bumcut.

Ashes: Somebody's got a bumcut!!
Stinkey: Lucky he's still alive.

by Stinkey101 July 29, 2009

Bumcunk

If you want to call someone a bum and cunt at the same time.. without the harsh consequences. Can be used as an adjective and noun in anyway you like.

You FUCKING Bumcunk!

by Tehpwn72493 September 17, 2010

bumcake

1. Referring to a person as someone who is undermining and unpleasant, most commonly used against young people.

"You know him?"

"Yeah. What a bumcake."

by Oce June 17, 2006

Bumpy

1. A poop outside of a toilet 2. Something out of place

Oops I made bumpy again!

by Dan is my name June 5, 2013

bumcheese

Is produced within ones brown button,the process take weeks,once the cheese is ready for harvest,the recipient munches a ladys lettice..then swiftly deposting the grand mound of dairy goodness on a posh chez long or brass buffet.

Matron,the chesse is ready for sampling,crack open the ritz bikkies!

by anton von ton June 7, 2004

bumcakes

when something sucks, or is just pretty bad or lame.

when Gyasi found out that the math test was 11 pages long he yelled out "man, this is bumcakes!"

by + November 13, 2005