brown eyes

Someone that is so full of shit, that you can see it in there eyes. Thus they have brown eyes. Originated in the American South-West.

Frank: Dude, the Holocaust was fake!
Kevin: Sure it was brown eyes.

by Stephen Danyiles November 19, 2007

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brown eyed eagle

Sex with a woman in three holes (last being the ass) on a par 5 on a golf course.

I was in Roanoke Va last weekend and I give this chick a brown eyed eagle, her goat fucking husband has no idea.

by dogrunwv April 23, 2009

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brown eyes

1. Term often used for breasts or boobs
2. Those two brown things on either side of a nose
3. plural form of Brown Eye, anus

1. "I like a girl with a big booty and some big brown eyes"
2. "Hey Dave, I never knew you had brown eyes!"
3. "Jackie's brown eye is bangin' yo"

by The Oblivious February 5, 2004

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The ugliest and most common eye color, brown eyes aren't very nice because brown is the color of shit. Brown eyes aren't exotic, rare, or beautiful, and the only people who think otherwise are just jealous of people with blue and green eyes and want to feel better about themselves. Brown eyes are shit.

Girl: Finally! I'm getting contacts to cover up my gross brown eyes
Girl 2: congratulations! Brown eyes are disgusting.

by swiftsky October 3, 2017

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brown eyes.

Brown as in the color of shit.
Eyes as in the shit you use to see color.

I don't need one

by dont need one June 29, 2004

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Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

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