Brett

Brett is a short kid. He's often obsessed with farming & cows. He really likes to speak his mind, and shout out his opinion when really no one gives a single fuck. Brett can become a handful and brings you to the point where you want to somewhat hang yourself. He tries really hard to get the ladies... but does he succeed? No.

Brett is obsessed with politics, and needs to add in his two cents during every conversation. He might actually have brain damage, so you should keep watch of him to make sure he doesn't do something retarded.

He's annoying as hell.

"Wow guys look it's Brett."
"Fucking hate that kid what are you talking about?"

"Looky here we have the gayest of the gay.... Brett."

"Fuck my life I have to be partners with Brett."

by themysterydoggo April 27, 2019

Brett Baker

A man with an unusually large ass

Jared: Have you seen Brett Baker lately?
Kevin: Yeah that man's ass is fatter than anything known to man.
Jared: I know right

by Lil Reatard April 3, 2019

Brett Kirkland

A hardcore member of a clique called: M.B.A.M. (Money By All Means). Also refered to as: Mr. Krispy Kreme & Jelly Man! Loves Krispy Kreme donuts and Jell-O. Skeezer-bitch made nigga!!! DA U!

Look at Brett Kirkland with his clik M.B.A.M

by Imoana Lot December 31, 2004

to brett favre it

Brett Favre could have quit while he was ahead and retire to be a Green Bay legend. Instead, after many flip flop announcements about his retirement or return, he returned only to ruin his career, image and legacy. So to Brett Favre it is to continue to do something to the point where success is turned into disgrace and/or failure.

Jimmy totally Brett Favred it last night with those girls.

You should quit, you're about to brett favre it

by bazinga12345 December 16, 2010

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Wallbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

Brett Favre

An old dried up quaterback who won't retire even though he sucks, and a crybaby.

Did you see Brett Favre is going to come out of retirement for the second year in a row.

by brady171 May 7, 2009

Brett Hall

A magical place where one can find all sorts of interesting people and mind altering substances, from simple alcohol to DMT. It is always hot inside. It is ruled with benevolence by King Kjarlsenn. However, watch for his liege man, The Earl of the Fjorth Flore. To the east of Brett one can find Demarest, a land said to contain the mythical creature known as the hipster.

Man 1: What the hell is Brett Hall?
Man 2: I have no fucking clue.

by Modhet Thastei November 21, 2010