Brendan

Red headed boner who came from a small town and doesn’t burn/booze/ski.

Are we going out tonight?

No imma pull a Brendan

by Theicbs October 24, 2018

Brendan

A burnt out stoner who won’t go anywhere in life, typically caught fucking anything that can move. Brendan’s typically have dark brown hair and wear shorts when it’s below freezing. Typically of Jewish decent, you can find these creatures in most frat parties even though they aren’t in said fraternity

Girl 1: wow look at Brendan’s abs
Girl 2: what abs? I can’t see anything behind his big gay
Girl 1: shit true
Brendan: yall wanna smoke some bud hahahaha

by Shitpiss1488 November 18, 2018

Brendan

A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.

You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.

by Author1992 September 1, 2019

finger breading

When girls finger themselves over a piece of bread and the last the to squirt onto the bread has to munch on the now moist bread

Damn I heard Melissa lost a game of finger breading when she was in college.

by T-Dog Maloney August 17, 2016

new jersey breakdance

A style of no-rules, sucker punch ridden street fighting usually executed by the... mmmwell, the lesser educated, unwashed types and characterized by it's unmistakable "daisy-cutter" action . Far more commonly used back in those less litigious 1970's, back when "victims" wouldn't "go running home to tell mommy", this method of combat relies mainly on its sudden, spastic, often Turrets-like moves to stun and mislead opponents. Popular for it's "make it up as you go" nature, the NJB almost always reflects the tipping point,total meltdown,even borderline psychotic state reached by the practitioner

Yo Joey,we went downtheshore last weekend wit Darlene and Dominic. Man that dude's nuts,some guy was checkin' out Donna on the boardwalk and he went all kinda loco , did the New Jersey breakdance on the dudes face and left him layin' there. Hey yoos going to get cheese steaks !?!?? Don't forget Tastykakes !!

by obyjuan_dv May 2, 2011

Bradan

This is a man addicted to his Diablo. He won't hesitate to not answer your phone call while playing this insanely overrated game. If he has a hookah going just forget about social contact all together. He also looks like John Snow but like John Snow he knows nothing.

"I was pulling a Bradan last night, ended up playing Diablo for hours."

"Stop being such a Bradan"

by GhostMav June 23, 2014

Dirty Brendan

When a retard gets hit by a car

Steve: Woah dude that retard just got hit by a car Fred: Thats just Dirty Brendan

by Knowwhatimsayinring April 3, 2020