Brantley

Tall, handsome, big luscious lips, he makes your heart melt on an everyday basis. The best boyfriend you could possibly have, he tells your beautiful and that he wants to cuddle. He is also hot, caring, charming, lovable, and just the best guy ever. Has a big dick and hes just looking for the perfect girl to share his love with!

Girl 1: Look at that dude hes so hot!

Girl 2: Hes a total Brantley

by Rbrbrb121212 August 13, 2017

Banter Black Hole

Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.

He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole

by banterousness September 23, 2011

banter session

I term to describe an eventfull time in which people talk to each other about random stuff.

Jacob:"Saying the day baey?"
Jimmy:"No much"
Jakie:"Wow the banter session is flowing the day baeys!"
Neil:"Aye Jakie!"

by tehnoob October 11, 2007

branter

banter... between brothers

BRANTER!

by BenSandler101 June 6, 2010

Banter MPH

A measurement that describes miles per hour covered in the terms of banter.

"We are travelling at banter mph!!!!!!!!"

"Why?"

"Umm..."

by L-Cooper June 25, 2009

Bantergasm

Bantergasm - to have so much banter at one time you complete an orgasm

Haha that was banterous i just had a bantergasm!

by ThaTMaDGuY95 October 30, 2010

Banterous cunt

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety

Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie

by JoeyFastFingers November 1, 2013