I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by BujuArena October 11, 2018

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You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

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people born december 31 1999

they always say how nostalgic the 90's were and say how they want to go back to the 'good times' even tho they dont know shit

they also talk shit about people born in the 2000's even and act like they are better even tho they are 1 day away from the 21 millenium

people born december 31 1999 to someone born january 1 2000: HAHA GET BETTER KID I WAS BORN IN THE 90'S YOU WERENT

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 22, 2022

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Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.

Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

by Tyler Sharkey October 23, 2011

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