Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.

OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!

by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023

boris johnson

sexier than toby by a smidge.

wow that guy is a boris johnson

by bigman766 July 14, 2021

Boris Johnson

Pretty much Harrison

Me: Look it's Boris Johnson

by ILikeYourMother June 10, 2022

Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!

by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 03, 2024

Bori Bumble

When Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, comes out to give a press conference and inevitably makes a mistake or rambles about something.

Did you hear about the new covid rules in last night's Bori Bumble?

by Biglock123 December 12, 2021

pulled a Boris

To promise something but does not deliver it

John said he was gonna fix my car but he pulled a Boris on me

by plymarglane November 13, 2021

National Boris Day

Celebrated annually on February 25th, National Boris Day is a celebration of the act of defecating.

Hey, you want to do something for National Boris Day this year?

Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.

by swimmer42 February 26, 2023