blundext

After sending a text, you type a word incorrectly or auto text takes over. You text the word again, however this time using the correct word. Example: Text #1 "John the mess are working"

Text #2 meds

Seems like every text message had a blundext today. I hate when I text and make a bluntext. blunder mistake

by ProfessorCook May 22, 2016

blundext

After sending a text, you type a word incorrectly or auto text takes over. You text the word again, however this time using the correct word. Example: Text #1 "John the mess are working"

Text #2 meds

Seems like every text message had a blundext today. I hate when I text and make a bluntext. blunder mistake

by ProfessorCook May 22, 2016

Blunderbuss

A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.

"I saw a blunderbuss on the street the other day!"

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 January 18, 2017

Blondom

When you have to triple wrap to avoid the child support consequences of a blonde scrag.

"Dude, how'd ya go with that glamma on the weekend?" ... "Oh mate, had to blondom that bitch.. she was gunning for the coin"

by The.Blonde January 18, 2017

blunderfest

A very poorly executed festive or celebratory event, especially during the holiday season, involving team participation that results in chaos and confusion.

Thanks to the complete lack of planning and coordination plus the unexpected blizzard, the office party was a blunderfest of epic proportions.

by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

blindonesian

A black indonesian

Hey that that girl's bitch is blindonesian

by Bitniggapullayopanti June 18, 2018