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blueberry blumpkin

The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.
Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection
by OldFashionHandyMan January 25, 2015
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Giga Blumpkin

The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.

A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.

1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .

2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.

3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.

Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.

4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.

5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.

6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
Jennifer gave Dave a giga blumpkin.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 21, 2021
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batman blumpkin

when you go ass to mouth with a girl.
then as you start to ejaculate in her mouth you pinch off your urethra then turn the girl around and ejaculate on her back. then proceed to rub your semen on her back with your penis. all of this happening while you are defecating in your toilet.
man1: hey what did you do last night with that girl?

man2: that girl and I did batman blumpkin
by Mr. M0nk3y January 1, 2012
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King Blumpkin

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective
Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin
by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010
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Rose Blumpkin

Basicallly while you are getting a blumpkin you are reading a magazine and smoking a cigarette.
Tony: Yesterday I was taking a shit, smoking and reading a magazine and got my first Rose Blumpkin
by twisters May 8, 2009
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blumpkin smoothy

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.
Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.
by Funny Pants February 9, 2010
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Ultra Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral-sex while having explosive diarrhea.
Guy: Dude, your sister got drunk and gave me an Ultra Blumpkin last night.
by Gettin' A. Beejay March 21, 2010
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