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Blistering Bull

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.
"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!
by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007
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Blip Blip Blip!

A term used to described ones depressive/demoralized feelings in a way that won't result in a "deep and meaningful" conversation, stealthily avoiding ridicule from fellow peer members, whilst simultaneously imposing their prejudiced opinions of those in actual need of help by satirizing demoralized stereotypical behavior.

Or at least that's the general idea

Best used with the term "sad face goes Blip Blip Blip!" prior to inflicting an act of utmost pitiful nature, such as dancing around in circles wearing a paper bag over ones head.
Guy1: Hey, I heard that Johnny's been acting weird lately

Johnny: Blip blip blip!

Guy2: Yea, his girlfriend broke up with him because he kept dancing around in circles with a paper bag on his head

Guy1: Well at least he's not slashing his wrists like any other stereotypical teenager

Guy2: Lets go shopping!

Guy1: Blip blip blip...
by Admu August 13, 2009
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Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.
He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.
by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010
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shit blister

A mushroom , grow in shit. Little white blisters in a giant pile of shit
OH MAN! they put shit blisters on my pizza
by YBJ March 19, 2005
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Blipberry

someone who's blackberry is constantly making annoying 'beep' noises like when the person lets it beep really loudly whenever they press the keys
-on a bus-
guy: that noise is annoying
guy 2:yeah, its that person over there on their blackberry
guy: what a blipberry
by gnatsarenice2eatsoidoitloadzXD January 28, 2009
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Blippard

When the 'storm of the century' comes by and doesn't deliver the goods. February 1st 2011 was forecast to bury the northern USA in 2 feet of snow. We got 4 inches in Detroit - duh...
All the kids were happy that school got called off but they didn't have to shovel snow due to the Blippard
by badsneakers77 February 21, 2011
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Blister Ditch

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.
by Tag Napson August 21, 2013
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