narcoleptic blink 

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.

-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!

narcoleptic blink by The Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010

anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

anal blink by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

bitchy blink 

When you are trying to throw shade by blinking nonstop at someone instead of speaking

When someone pisses you off and you look and them, don't speak, but just give them the bitchy blink.

bitchy blink by bafmshx July 13, 2016

In the blink of a hat 

A combination of "in the blink of and eye" & "at the drop of a hat". Similar to the term Rocket Surgery.

Yeah, and to top it all off he expected me to have it done in the blink of a hat.

I'll be over to your place in the blink of a hat.

In the blink of a hat by jameson2121 June 9, 2010

long blink

noun. the act of briefly falling asleep but acting as if you haven't.

Teacher: Johnny, wake up.
Student: I wasn't. It was just a long blink.

long blink by C G Wacko October 27, 2010

Chikin Blink 

Super cringy blinks who don’t know how to defend BLACKPINK at all and always make the situation worse with their irrelevant replies. Always involving themselves in other fandom’s business and getting BLACKPINK and blinks dragged in the process. Creating drama out of nowhere with other fandoms because they have no social life. Have terrible grammar and need to brush up on their spelling. Have really cringy @‘s and think Jenlisa is real.

Omg @GrayinyourArea is the biggest chikin blink. Can he deactivate.

@wonderfulpasta and their chikin blink minions deserve the electric chair!

Chikin Blink by blinknation December 16, 2018

sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or —especially— FOR someone else.

"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"

sphincter-blink by wordbird June 29, 2006