Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.
"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"
"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"
"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"
by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016
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Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.
by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008
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Meaning when you have moved on from your marriage and start a double life with someone that will use drugs with you and get high in large groups of crack heads
by anonymous September 20, 2020
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by omgn March 13, 2008
Get the blessid mug.To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.
1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?
2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.
2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.
by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012
Get the Blessing of the beef mug.Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.
We must all make it home bless the bottle.
The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.
Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .
The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.
Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022
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