Beta Male

A beta male would be the exact opposite of an Alpha male. First, notice that beta male isn't capitalized like Alpha male, and that is for a reason. beta males are plagued with anxiety, insecurity, and are all around dominated by their peers. beta males are unlikely to ever find success, mostly due to their lack of confidence and insufficient sexual demeanor.

Woman: "That beta male couldn't even keep his dick up for thirty seconds, I need an alpha that could keep it as hard as steel."

by WartburgMan13* January 12, 2012

Beta Male

a thin, pasty, white "male" who lacks eye contact and avoids confrontation at all times, frequently described as a cuckold, he lacks the motive to eat food and lift weights.

john - who is that beta male over there?
mike - him? oh he's ciaron wan kerr

by ciaron kerr September 29, 2018

Beta Theta Pi

Internationally known for rocking the microphone, Betas are equally known for their ability to straight up 'clown' on anyone. Prominant figures like John Wooden, Peyton Manning, Robert Hall, and Colin Powell are all alums.

Dude #1: Is that the president of the united state being clowned on by some betas?
Dude #2: Yeah, Beta Theta Pi man.

by Michael Irvin December 14, 2006

beta saab

Beta Saab - Slang term for 'Homie'/'Brotha' in Punjabi/Urdu/Hindi.
Separately used Beta means Son and Saab means Boss/Sir.
Put together these two measely words combine to form the totally awesome word 'beta saab'. Please use as often as possible, even when it doesn't fit the context of the conversation.

Usage: (In a fob accent: necessary)
Vats aap Beta saab vere is you going thodaayy !! HAALERAATE!

Out of Context:
Person 1: Maaahhn.. this chicken rice from nyc stands iss awesoommee
Person 2: Betaaaaaaaaaa Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbb !!!

Also,
MSN Convo:
FESAL KHI says:
hey man
FESAL KHI says:
eid mubarak
FESAL KHI says:
kaisa hai?
Hailar says:
BETAAAA SAAAAAABBBB !!!

by betasaab November 7, 2005

Beta Cuck

Literally Dom.

Dom is literally a Beta Cuck.

by StrizzleSandles December 6, 2020

Beta Female

An adult female human who has debilitating low self-esteem. A beta female will imitate the alpha female to an almost pathological extent, leaving one to question whether a beta female has any personality of her own. While she may imitate and follow the alpha female, she harbors significant jealousy and will try to seduce the alpha female's man at unsuspecting moments. Her allegiance to a specific alpha female is as fleeting as an internet joke, and will follow another Queen Bee with the shifting of the winds. She may also use easy sex to acquire social status, and may end up as a trophy wife of an alpha male if she's physically attractive enough. However, alpha males usually regard beta females as either silly or crazy and not worthy of respect, producing a dysfunctional relationship and divorce. Advanced stages of the beta female condition may result in single-motherhood where the beta female is receiving either child support, alimony or welfare checks.

"I thought you should know that I saw Sandy come-on to your man at last night's party. That woman may hang with you, act like you, dress like you, but she is no friend of yours. She's a beta female."

by DrDefinition December 14, 2015

beta male

Your stereotypical insecure pushy loud bro. They are usually trying to pass themselves off as Macho. They are the ones who overcompensate for a small penis. Frat boys, gym broscience douche, douchey jocks, rednecks, gangstas, military douches are betas. Guys who undermine other men to their GF. Followers who don't know who they are and follow the pack. They pound their chest as if they're masculine or Alpha. Use pick-up artist tactics to get insecure girls to fall in love with them. The kings of quickies and 2 minutes of selfish sex. They never gave their GF an orgasm and don't like giving head but expect to get head.

beta male- Famous text: Send pics

by The_Bus_Driver June 9, 2017