Bertified

To have your avatar face replaced with Bert's (Sesame street).

It started off at the exercise section of bodybuilding.com, as one person wanting their avatar 'Bertified' and others soon followed, for teh lulz.

1. John just got Bertified.

2. Hey guys, Bertify me for teh lulz.

by Lucifer13x August 14, 2009

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Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.

Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.

by Bubbis May 23, 2006

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Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

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Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020

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beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.

I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.

by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010

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