by tom ford December 14, 2004
Get the bencé mug.A terrifying entity that attacks young children. Common myth states that he is the boogieman, but the bease is actually far different from him in that he actually exists. Like the boogieman, though, he is often used to threaten unruly children into performing chores, doing their homework, etc.
And despite what kids will tell you, it's bease.
Not beeth.
Not beesh.
The name "bease" comes from the first bease encounter, in which the child meant to say "beast," but out of fright stuttered "beas-..ss..ss..ss....... it's a, beas-..ss..ss.."
And despite what kids will tell you, it's bease.
Not beeth.
Not beesh.
The name "bease" comes from the first bease encounter, in which the child meant to say "beast," but out of fright stuttered "beas-..ss..ss..ss....... it's a, beas-..ss..ss.."
"If you don't leave the room than the BEAAAASSSSEEEE (bellowed) will harvest your soul tonight!"
Bease.
Bease.
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by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008
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1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.
2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
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2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
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Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
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