Binchy

A British slang word used to refer to a person who has made a major Faux pas in a social situation typically causing huge embarrassment to themselves. The said person will often be ridiculed and told that they're a "Proper Binchy"

"I can't believe you said that... you proper fucking Binchy!"

by Middlesbrough December 28, 2011

friend-bench

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"

Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.

by The real Agame January 6, 2010

BENCH

Out of the game basically no chance with the woman/man

Ex. woman must pick between 2 men but doesnt really choose and one of the men know they've been benched.
"You've still got a chance"
"Ive been benched"
"you -"
"Beeenched"

by NiteEclipse September 14, 2005

Picnic Bench Super Hero

. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.

. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.

. Is lazy

The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.

"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"

by RMB III October 2, 2006

Betchy

1.When a chick only has big boobs because she is a fat dumb bitch.

2.When a gay guy is telling someone the are bitchy.

Ken: Look at that fat bitch's melons!
Barbie:Whaaaat??
Ken: You know, her bean bags.
Barbie: What the hell are you talking about? Goddammit!
Ken: Her mothatfucking boobs you dumb bitch!!!
Barbie: Those aren't boobs you asswipe, those are effing betchies!

Rikki: Hey sexy, how are you today?
Linda: Leave me the hell alone you fag!
Rikki: Excuse me? Why are you being so betchy you hormonal piece of shit!!!!

by Kayla, Brittney, and Brittany! February 7, 2008

Benchmarking

To sit or be sitting on a bench or couch with no pants on.

"Gross dude! You're benchmarking my new sofa" -Will KitZel

by Will KitZel February 25, 2011

Benchin' pukki

Shitting yourself so hard that your eyes pop out of your head

Man we ate well last night, you should have seen Paul's face when the bill came out though, we agreed we would split and boy he was benchin' pukki

by Bazzasdirtyprawn August 22, 2019