shoelace belt 

You have totally missed the point of a shoelace belt. Skateboarders wear it for functionality not style it doesn't feel very comfortable having a real belt digging in your side while bending down for pop. True some belts feel better than others, but it does not compare to a shoelace belt.

People not being lazy or trying to be cool while wearing a shoelace belt example REAL skateboarders.

shoelace belt by bigohiostatus April 18, 2008

bible belt 

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

bible belt by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

garter belt 

flizbot is a perfect example of the gulf between men and women.a Garter Belt IS Sexy ask any man!

A girl in stockings and garter belt is a sight to behold
Phwooooar.

garter belt by Hamish Bond June 11, 2006

chastity belt torment 

When a woman/man places a stimulation device within a woman's vagina and then locks it inside of her by placing a chastity belt on her. He usually hides the key and makes her wear it all day. The result is a very wet woman who is very horny and will do anything for you to have you take the chastity belt off to remove the vibrator from her now extremely wet vaginal cavities.

Me: OMG, last night was great!

Dom: All I know is that you were with Alexis. What happened?

Me: She had wanted to be my sex slave for a day. And she wanted me to do something very naughty to her. So I decided to give her some chastity belt torment. This happened in the morning of yesterday...

Dom: So she had to have that huge Vibrator inside of her all day?

Me: Yea... She was really horny by the time she saw me again and she begged me to remove the chastity belt so I could make her come. And so after I had finished making her come with my fingers she used her magical Goddess like mouth to pleasure me...

chastity belt torment by Goddess lover May 8, 2011

Gucci belt 

A gucci belt is a belt by the popular name brand, Gucci. Gucci belts are usually worn to flex on others and assert your dominance/

Dang bro did you see Michael's Gucci Belt?

Gucci belt by rawrXd420yeetdab February 16, 2019

Orion's belt

The name of the belt you earn whenever intergalactic species start having sex with each and you have sex with your first alien.

Hey Ricky, you hookup up with that alien chick from the bar last night?

Ya man! I got my Orion's belt!

Orion's belt by goff_jr March 4, 2017

Gucci Belt 

A Gucci belt is when you stick your balls above your waisteband exposed. Tucking your dick to either the left or the right, only balls are visible. The Gucci belt shows a sign of status, this is something everyone can flex.

Man, look at my Gucci belt.

Gucci Belt by GTr for real August 11, 2018