Belt On The Shelf

A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.

The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.

Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics

Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.

Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !

" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "

by Outlaw City Graffix © March 21, 2016

reflective belt

A reflective belt is the iconic symbol that unifies US military members in brotherly anger and hatred. It is the symbol of everything nonsensical. It is the most well-recognized banner of the Global War on Terror. Leaders think it makes you invincible and they convince n00bs that they are invincible while wearing it. Accountable for countless injuries. Also known as an "invincibility belt."

"Dude, where's your reflective belt? We're in a war zone you know..."

by Swiftshade April 7, 2016

Belt mode

When some one is that wasted they undo there belt and pants start to fall down, whilst walking around slurring.

Look at him he is in belt mode

by Belt man March 15, 2019

Gucci Belt

a fancy name for anal beads

guy 1: she got a gucci belt, if ya know what i mean, and wants to use it tonight
guy 2: sounds kinky

by Majesticbunny26 May 23, 2019

belt club

A simple game played by players where one player whips the other with said belt. Primary locations for whips include the back and buttocks, however variations exist where whipping the chest or shins comes into play. In the latter instances, the whips can be lovingly referred to as "Chesties" or "Shinsies"

Hey Dan, want to get a game of belt club going after we polish off the rest of these beers?

Sure Trav, sounds like a plan, I owe you a couple shinsies from last time!

by TBonerTee May 14, 2018

Turtle Belt

An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.

I had to grab a turtle belt and run to the bathroom so I didn't stain the new couch.

by Redh00d4 May 3, 2018

fraternity belt

Having sex with one member from each fraternity on your campus.

Mary has slept with a boy from Beta Theta Pi, GQ, FIJI, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, and TKE, earning herself a fraternity belt at Knox College.

by Frat_God_1996 March 1, 2020