vadge badgers

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 4, 2005

Badgering

Cricket. Lowest form of batting known to man (or woman). Generally exhibited by batsmen who lack the ability to actually play shots and whom often have chicken like legs.

Mavis is really badgering again today, he sure is making watching the grass grow look like a good option!

by Fat Bogan October 28, 2009

Thats the badger

1. That's the one
2. That's brilliant!

1. "Is that it?"
"Yeah, that's the badger"
2. "How was the party?"
"It was just the badger!"

by satania April 9, 2005

Yellow Badger

Home of the YBFS (Yellow Badger Fight Squad). Opposite of the Red Gryphon. The site of all that is great. The spirit of the Yellow Badger flows like LIKE WATER through those in the YBFS. Where true babes reside.

Im booked... its yellow badger weekend.

by YM <3 October 3, 2010

Shit-eating Badger Fucker

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).

You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009

badger eyes

Badger eyes is a term used to describe the ring of hair people get around their nipples.

"man i wish i could grow a beard, all ive got is these lame badger eyes"

by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

badger face

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.

1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol

by trent4eva June 17, 2011