Fernandina Beach High School

A school full of BAD BEHAVED ghetto ass white kids who think having a nicotine addiction is a personality trait. This school has shitty teachers, a shitty principal, AND nasty bathrooms. Don’t send your kid to FBHS.

Damn bro, Fernandina Beach High School is TRASH!

by Brison99Barnn September 11, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 8, 2021

clear the beach

Trimming or shaving the pubic area

I was so pissed off when i found out my roommate used my razor to clear the beach. I had to buy a new razor.

by Gunno January 9, 2012

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

Turtle Beach

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.

"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"

by SupraBro-93 February 9, 2010

Take my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.

Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.

by sexual napalm July 12, 2010

Long Beach

Without a doubt the sweetest city in the World! Long Beach is in Los Angeles County and it by far exceeds it's reputation....People born and raised in Long Beach are the Best People I have ever met....

Where are you From?
I'm from the dope ass town of Long Beach!

by bonners July 3, 2008