Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021

ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean

“ayo can i get a bean?”
“no”

by cheeseandcrackers February 10, 2021

Blue Bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.

Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.

by Skyday November 7, 2007

Beamer

1. a BMW
2. a nice car

"hey, my boyfriend just got a beamer."
"that's so tite"

by bigheavenlyeyes August 12, 2005

banet

Same word as "banned" but in the way it's told :P

Mr.Incognito: Go f*ck a wall u ediot!
Me: BANET!

by Go-Play January 10, 2008

frances bean

child of kurt cobain and courtney love

save frances bean?

by etchasketch January 6, 2004