Purple Bagel

A mixture of a blue waffle and a red pancake.

ew look at that purple bagel that is disgusting.

by qwertyuiopasfghkjbidghhfghjfhj January 9, 2012

carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018

double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

Tower of Babel

When you lay three or more women of different ethnicities that all speak different languages than you on top of each other and perform coitus with each woman starting from bottom to top.

"Dude, I crushed box last night in a tower of babel with an asian girl, french girl, german girl AND mexican girl"

by cloreacerobinson88 April 10, 2014

Finagle that Bagel

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.

*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.

by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018

pizza bagel

A combination of both an Italian and a Jew. When combined, the two equal one word, BRILLIANT!

Pizza Bagel Brilliant!

by pbb May 10, 2007

Bagel Song

You don't need to define the bagel Song, because the bagel Song defines itself.

The fuckin' bagel Song

by WTFC's? October 16, 2008