holy bartender

a really good drink.

as seen in Dogma by Kevin Smith.
At the bar:
(barkeep doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender)
Azrael to group: Anyone who knows how to make a Holy Bartender?
Hm. Well I do.
(shoots bartender with uzi)

by scornflakes October 10, 2005

The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

by The Fister October 4, 2004

Clue Battery

The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.

Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*

by Darcin March 17, 2007

Louisville Bartender

1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.

2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.

1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!

2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.

by Dr. Whom October 5, 2011

Doo doo batter

Shit.

Call me a pooh pooh platter, cuz I be eatin’ Michele’s doo doo batter

by Milf343 April 6, 2019

Batton

A rare last name (pronounced "bat-in"), stemming from English origins, that often gets butchered by other people as "baton" or "bate-in."

Random Person: "Hello Mr. Baton..."
Mr. Batton: "Um,no.. it's "bat-in."

by bbatton June 13, 2008

b batteries

During the period of the pre-transistor era, (45's-60's), portable vacuum tube radio receivers were produced requiring the use of 2 or 3 separate batteries. One of these batteries, the "a" battery, powered the filaments of the radio tubes. The other, called the "b" battery, powered the anode (plate) and cathode circuitry.

The radio doesn't play because the a batteries are dead but the b batteries are fully charged.

by WesternPALcS November 16, 2007