mom bathroom

Eric Cartman screams this line in the "Make Love, Not WarCraft" episode of southpark when he is at his computer playing World of WarCraft with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. This line has become famous throughout the internet within seconds of the episode's release.

Overly Fat Cartman: "MOM BATHROOM! BATHROOM!!"

by Stealth Xykoliek October 9, 2006

basorexia

a strong craving or hunger for kissing

I have basorexia right now.

by soooopants January 16, 2011

in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015

bathroom exercises

Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.

-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"

by Q Baby February 28, 2008

Bathroom Toes

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them

ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Joshua Basora

a really gaaaaaaay niglet who can't afford a home

You: 911, Joshua Basora keeps touching my children.
Operator: Hmmm... I don't know who that is. Is he a black guy?
You: By the looks of it.
Operator: WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY!!!

by anthonian March 6, 2017

Cleaning the bathroom

Taking a long poo. Aka Dropping the kids off at the pool.

I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while

by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017