barsexual

a person, particularly women, who change sexual orientation after a couple of shots at the bar.

Linda's lesbian friend was right; that straight girl was a total barsexual!

by OverHeard4071 August 5, 2009

Based

The opposite of 'woke'

Dave is so based. Unlike Aaron, he doesn't form his opinions around what is considered most politically correct by others or according to how many perceived victims he appears to care about.

by Reckit January 13, 2021

Text Based Game

A game with no graphics. The game is completely text based , meaning all words. Very popular in the 1990's early 2000's until games with better graphics came along.

New 1000 AD

This is an example of a text based game

by Dogma7 January 2, 2012

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy

by emohammers December 10, 2003

Based God

The Based God is more commonly know by it's scientific name "Paris japonica." This organism has over 150 billion base pairs of DNA in it's genome, 50 times more than the human genome, making the Paris japonica the true based god of the physical world.

I'm talking a pilgrimage to Japan to see the Based God

by bread harrity March 10, 2013

bassed

Zoomer generation slang to describe a certain type of internet aesthetic derived from videos that make no sense where a whole lot of volume is added to the point where the video and audio gets distorted - which makes it cool and "funny". An extra layer above the Millennial's "Glitched" aesthetic. Etymology: Unknown; Possibly shortened form of "bad assed"

Zoomer Kid sends a weird looking emoji on Discord app coded as :NYEHAH:

Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"

Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"

Gen-X Adult:

"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."

Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"

Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.

by Verbivore_Whore December 12, 2020