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Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
Baltimore Mailbox by Slick silly October 14, 2020

Baltimore twister 

A sexual act in which one of the partners defecates in a circular motion till the stole forms in a spiral like shape on the recipients chest.
Last night the wife and I were getting dirty and she tried the old Baltimore twister on me 😏

Baltimore Roll 

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.
At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.
Baltimore Roll by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021

Baltimore Bow 

When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.
My girlfriend was real tired last night so she just gave me a baltimore bow.
Baltimore Bow by CaptianFartPants December 7, 2021

Baltimore Bus Ride 

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.
She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead
Baltimore Bus Ride by Kbdml March 19, 2022

Baltimore donkeypunch 

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish
Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved