bald baby

aka xiao_vxbes and they can be burnt or cooked alive

person 1: you know the bald baby?
person 2: yeah ik abt them

by bald baby April 24, 2022

Bald Rockmar

Created by @kasztannoteggsisting on instagram, Bald Rockmar has been a well known meme in the Craig of The Creek fandom since his creation on March 27th, 2022. Bald Rockmar is an edited image of Omar from craig of the creek, the image appears to be Omars current design edited to be bald and have the face of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.

"Bald rockmar is coming, there is no escape."
"what the fuck are you talking about"

by rynningaway April 26, 2022

Bald Gang

Men who are part of the bald gang have a circumcised penis and share a special bond due to this.

He will soon join the bald gang but the rest of us are already bald gang members.

by Joeghd December 23, 2021

Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.

Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy

by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021

bald water

When you're being bald.

ur being so bald, ur bald water kid, trash L.

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.

Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!

by Herr Magie July 3, 2022