The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
by SquirrelPimp March 27, 2014
when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
by ur bother June 12, 2010
Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass
by a dissapointment August 03, 2018
by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010
A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!
"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."
by B. Agel May 15, 2007
by Anonymous November 02, 2003
A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.
Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.
Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.
Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.
by Sno-kween May 22, 2007