Checkers in Antarctica

When someone tells you they want to have gay cold sex.

Hey, you wanna go play Checkers in Antarctica?
Sure! Make sure to bring the board.

by lmaonotony November 29, 2020

my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

Apartment 308

The 8th suite on the third floor of an apartment block. Stereotypically, these suites will ALWAYS have a fat chick with a boyfriend who is at least 8 years older than her who has a weak-ass pull-out game. As a result of said pull-out game, this suite will also have one kid that is his and one kid that is hers. The failure of a father is unnecessarily loud because he thinks his kids like it; without realizing that he’s high key traumatizing them for life with shitty parenting. Apartment 308 is known for having residents that still believe in high school shit such as promise rings and Disney movies, along with thinking that having 5 different girlfriends and 3 different jobs over the last 10 years is considered as successful. The fat chick 95% of the time is only in it for the money as she is fully aware that the degree path she chose to get was useless and can’t hold down any sort of job whatsoever, seeing as something as simple as walking up a flight of stairs is viewed as overexertion to her.

Hi Caretaker, I’d like to file a noise complaint.

“Is it Apartment 308 again?”
Yep.

“*sigh* alright”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Antard

Antard is a word used to describe a butthurt anti. They usually speak in caps lock and can't spell. They use unrelated insults to try and make their point clear. They don't put up very good arguments and usually can't give good reasons to hate whatever it is they're hating on.

This word is usually used to describe the equivalent of a Twitard.

Antard: LOLOL TWIGHLIGHT IZ GHEY!!!!111!!
Twilight fan: Er, that doesn't make any sense. A book can't be homosexual.
Antard: LOLOL U SUX HOMO LOL!

by Rose Summington June 22, 2010

Altariq

Altariq is a short person , who got a smart mouth . But he can be sweet at times , major anger issues . He's generous and got yo back until he don't get his way . He thinks he's all that , but at times he's not wrong he's a good guy /brother/bf/etc .

You see that Tiny boy , that's Altariq

by Lalie211 August 30, 2018

apaar

a guy that likes shoes, kanye west and speaks in uk/toronto slang

hey apaar did you see the soccer game

apaar: wagwan fam it was wackkk af

by mevsyourdad December 2, 2021

altar boy

The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.

Last night I was with this ANTI stellar hoodrat and I got her to gimme an altar boy.

by James McLendon August 12, 2006