Apple

An overrated fruit that doesn’t even taste good. Apples are mostly red, but can be yellow and green sometimes. Apples can be made into pie, cider, juice, cake, and almost anything else. There are lots of My Little Ponies named after apples.

Aidan: Apples are my favorite fruit
Me: Apples are nasty
Katelynn: I’m allergic to apples

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Apples

Code name for the most beautiful amazing girl in the whole wide world. She is really random at times and has a great sense of humor. She also has a weird fetish for popping pimples. She has the look of a goddess and is funny, smart, random, and just the best! Everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her but simply can't because she is the best and no one compares to her. Shes just..... THE BEST

-Dang bro that girl isn't even close to Apples status!

-Yeah you're right bro. No one can compare to Apples!

by ChopsticksEggrollsRice December 7, 2010

Apple

To apple is to bestow knowledge upon someone, or to gain information as when Eve partook of God's fruit from the tree of knowledge.

Bite my apple, ignoramus.

by Little sandwiches June 19, 2010

Apple

1)The thing that knocks Newton's head.
2)Another name for a red fat monster
3)A home for worms
4)Food
5)The first company to produce a touchable telephone

'Fuck! I was knocked by an APPLE!' Newton

by Castfield March 2, 2009

appling

The sexual practice of inserting apples into one's rectum or vaginal cavity. In some cultures, the practice is done as a way of measuring one's sexual value. i.e., the more apples that fit into one's body cavity, the more desireable he/she is to sexual partners. Besides the number of apples, the size and quality of the apples used determines whether the person will be considered desirable in bed or not.

After John tried appling for the first time, he was suprised to find out how bad it hurt to crap out a giant apple. It also gave him a pink sock.

by eljakeo April 11, 2005

Apple

Someone who sleeps around, is promiscuous, sells their body for money/crack, etc. Synonyms: slut, sleazy suzie,holla back girl,crack whore, slutbag, whorebag, etc. someone who is just all around a very appley individual

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ex. 1
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that girl? she's somethin, isn't she?
guy 2: ya, i slept with her last night actually. she's really just a huge apple
guy 1: she's my girlfriend...
guy 2: oh....
(awkward pause)
guy 1: ya, what an apple.

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ex 2
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that guy?
guy 3: the one who just said he did your girlfriend?
guy 1: ya, him. what a fuckin man-apple

by the Webster Dictionary June 9, 2008

Apple

As well as a fruit, Apple is also a computer company that far out does any other. Their computers along with their iPods, iPhones, iPads, and iHomes, will soon take over the world.

"My new Apple computer rocks! " Said Sally.

"Whoa, my Apple iPod never freezes!" Exclaimed Dween.

by an intelligent human. February 3, 2010