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can't be arsed

What people used to say before smart humans invented "can't be asked" as a much more sensible replacement.

The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:

"can't be asked"

- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point

"can't be arsed"

- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)

- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)

- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)
phrasee: Do this for me..
phraser: I can't be arsed.
phrasee: You're an arse. It's I can't be asked, you arse.
by Raiden616 May 20, 2014
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phil anselmo

Phil Anselmo is a total burnout and a huge asshole. He used to be in an awesome band called Pantera, but he left that band in 2001 to form a stupid hardcore punk band called Superjoint Ritual.
Phil Anselmo, Phil, Philip, Pantera, Down
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ansem the wise

A character of the video game series ''Kingdom Hearts''. He blew himself up in Kingdom Hearts 2 and isn't really in the game anymore (except encoded data of himself). The main villains of Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 were his heartless in 1 and his nobody in 2.
Ansem The Wise

Smart Guy: Kingdom Hearts is the best shit ever.

Retard: NOOO CAALL OF DOOTYYY ISSS BETTTERRR!!!!

Smart Guy: Fuck you.
by ientertainedbydatyoyo September 10, 2013
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arsed

1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto

2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!

2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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couldn't be rat-arsed

We tried to get him to send in the form on time, but he couldn't be rat-arsed.
by Fearman May 24, 2008
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Anshdeep

He is the biggest bhenchod and a salah beghereta in the hole universe
YO are u anshdeep

YES

"MAN KILLS HIMSELF"
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red assed bee

Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.
Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.
by doug.bingham June 24, 2008
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