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gnomes homes

gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australias tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"
by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008
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Roaming Gnome

A small little annoying tv commercial star for travelocity. He wears a small pointy hat and speaks with a gay accent.
Gnome: traveling and saving
Man: smack
Man 2: thanks I hate the Roaming Gnome
by CARSONSCOTT August 10, 2009
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Cheese gnomes

cheese gnomes are small genetically disabled people who reside in refridgerators. Know widely throught history for the blatant pilfering of the last piece of chesse in the fridge.
have been known to go as far as stealing other acouterments and making small sandwiches for sustinence of their family. possible origin of the tea sandwich.
it is written that in the 60's there was an infestation of small people in the royal castle's kitchens in Britania. the media brushed it away as a small rebelist group of american hippies looking for food, when in fact they were cheese gnomes
by Reaper1331 September 7, 2007
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ICP gnome

1. A short-ass kid, sometimes an Underpants Gnome, who is obsessed with Insane Clown Pussies and won't shut up about being "down with the clown."
2. Annoying as fuck.
"Oh great, here comes the ICP Gnome."
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
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gnome-alicious

adjective. pronunciation: nome-uh-li-shis.
Usually used to describe a sexy female gnome, or a woman who has a gnomish figure. Can also be used in reference to a male gnome or to refer to a delicious gnome dish.
David the Gnome is gnome-alicious!

This barbecued gnome is gnome-alicious!
by Joline June 11, 2006
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ass gnome

A gay sex lover. One who likes taking it in the butt.
Damn, that fudge packer is a total ass gnome
by Brettc July 12, 2006
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Gnome-Lover

someone who overloves gnomes in the game world of warcraft; deroggatory term
Kevin aka Nochez is a total gnome-lover, and all he does is make friends with gnomes in world of warcraft
by collizle the great November 24, 2006
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