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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
mugGet the cat anchoredmug.

Rusty Anchor

The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together
Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!
by GeoffPrice December 31, 2017
mugGet the Rusty Anchormug.

Anchor Lazy

(adj.) Someone who stays dependent or immobile not because they can’t move on, but because it’s easier not to. A person financially capable of independence yet emotionally or administratively stuck — often lacking job history, credit, or initiative.
“He’s got a savings account and a Tesla while living with his ex. Lucky for him, he's been anchor lazy for years.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”
by Dr. Jre "Chronic" Ler November 5, 2025
mugGet the Anchor Lazymug.

Bully Your Anchors Day

bully your anchors because they don’t do their job.
we celebrate bully your anchors day every day
by dhrjrjrbrhrbrbr October 27, 2021
mugGet the Bully Your Anchors Daymug.

Team Anchor

A person who holds the team together through rough times.
by Skate_fast_eat_ass__ December 13, 2019
mugGet the Team Anchormug.

Anchor Ass

When your girlfriend takes up at least 2/3 of the bed and you are unable to move her
You had an Anchor Ass last night!
by mydickscareskids October 30, 2022
mugGet the Anchor Assmug.

Anchor

Anchor is someone or something that holds you to the ground when you want to slip away.
He is my anchor, he pulls me through the darkest nights.
by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020
mugGet the Anchormug.

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