Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

Reality Anchor

used to describe something (typically someone, a celebrity) that reinforces a sense of belonging and continuity to your existence

For many children in the 90s, Jim Carry serves as a reality anchor.

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021

Anchor

Anchor is someone or something that holds you to the ground when you want to slip away.

He is my anchor, he pulls me through the darkest nights.

by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

We Are Anchored

It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition

Person 1: What does We Are Anchored mean?

Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition

by PorkTower December 25, 2022

Anchor Ass

When your girlfriend takes up at least 2/3 of the bed and you are unable to move her

You had an Anchor Ass last night!

by mydickscareskids October 30, 2022

Anchor

When you’re playing fortnite and one dude in the squad is never around to help the team succeed and is constantly bringing you down

Bro Chris is the biggest anchor in the tri-state

by Tmtadhaan May 23, 2018