This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
by Lord Boo-Hissy April 04, 2009
false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
by asssburgers January 30, 2011
by DanRC July 25, 2007
the act of taking a guitar and amp,setting it next to the unlucky individuals head (whilst asleep) and rocking hardcore to wake them up
by flying commas of death May 10, 2011
A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier testicles sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag Wake Up Call"
Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this morning. So I fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.
by Unfortunate Froshie December 02, 2004
An alert/warning in the United Kingdom that sounds at any given time in the day.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.
by Josher109 February 05, 2023
by ZarkinFrood August 01, 2009