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Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop
There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.
by r1xelf August 26, 2022
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African Breadwinner

The act of giving a hungry African bread watching them eat it and then pull it out of their throat and eating it yourself
Friend: I just did an African Breadwinner!

Friend 2: No way!
by ThatGuyAlfred July 31, 2022
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African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!
your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid
by ####ladybits August 15, 2022
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African cheeseburger

Two people touching anuses and farting into eachothers bowels
"Did you see John and Julie?? They were doing an African Cheeseburger!"
by Mr. Anal muncher October 1, 2021
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african avalanche

When during the act of sky diving you are also dressed as any form of safari animal.
Last Sunday I did an African avalanche with Becky. It was so much fun! She's the zebra to my giraffe!!!
by The street sleeper November 16, 2019
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african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.
I hope i never perform an african acrobat.
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
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African milkshake

When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki
That girl looks like shit, she probably did an African milkshake
by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021
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