Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
by otakudude303 October 09, 2018
someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
by MateoTheGreat November 04, 2019
first of all you look like you're staring into somebody's soul, the mans on the left.. he somebody's dad for sure. 40 year old man loooks part demon too.. Grab the belt john he boutta whoop some child’s ass. bro the guy on the top left definitely got his haircut at grandmas house I think she forgot he’s a dude. and simon.. if this picture was among us.. you are def the imposterr... looking like you're about to go stab someone 100 times in their slump.. hella sus... thats why im scared bruh
by gr4v3y4rdsh1ft December 22, 2020
When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.
by Abacoot December 26, 2021
pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys
by Shaggy69( . )( . ) May 22, 2020
by KerbalGunnerz December 18, 2013