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Aaron

The inventor of many things such as the frequency powered car. When everyone was using their cell phones to shrink body parts with bad apps he yelled out "why dont they use this to power a motor" A loyal and devoted friend with a big penis. None of the other definitions said he was a family man. He is very family. He is an animal lover. He works hard and plays harder. He doesn't use drugs or abuse alcohol. He is very attractive with his manly arms. also he likes to swim and play sports. he is extremely intelligent. He is somewhat political and loves music. anybody that hurts him quickly realizes they are making a mistake because of hurting such a christian. he loves to ride motorcycles and drive. he is also an artist. he is not a cunt or having a bad background. he has tons of talents and many hobbies. he is great with kids and is the perfect husband.
guy 1: "Is that Aaron?"
girl 1: " damn hook me up!"
guy 1: "I'll introduce you"
by hands off July 5, 2018
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Aaron

A narcissistic, abusive, egotistical thief who believes he's a God to both men and women. He will play with your head and your heart, make you believe he loves you and even make plans for marriage with you, only to ghost you and act like you never existed. He tells everyone he's a victim of abuse and plays the poor little me card.
Aaron is a pussy ass bitch
by b-right812 October 18, 2019
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Aaron

Male, human, huge cock. An alligator on your mom's living room couch when he gets going. Probably your sisters too ;) hi matthew
by Hary Baals March 13, 2019
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Aaron

He is a guy who says that they love you but they don't. They also break up with you on Valentines Day. He cheats on you and doesn't care for you.
by xX_PhoenixFlames_Xx June 6, 2018
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Aaron

You crack a cold one with Aaron anytime.
by Tacobelle22 May 22, 2017
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Aaron

that one guy that still likes to play my singing monsters and loves Pokemon don't forget you dated him out of pity because he looks like a nerdy lil bitch and acts like hes 5 years old when in reality hes about to enter high school. He has a lot of acne and is a fucking pussy, all his friends are kids that have straight A's, he cries over c's and still says mommy :)
you: is that aaron?

friend; HA! hes a hoe
by your mums nightmares September 19, 2017
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Aaron

A type of guy who is an amazing friend, very loyal and very loving. They only come in brown haired form and ginger form. Otherwise they are fake. These guys can get all the girls but although they have an amazing personality and good looks, they are shit at fortnite and very homophobic
Yo I played fortnite with Aaron and clapped him
Bro Aaron is such a G
by Irish wristwatch November 11, 2018
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