A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
by muffiosa March 19, 2009
Get the dry muffinmug. by Shlop November 18, 2014
Get the porn muffinmug. by Jputh November 29, 2009
Get the Muffin Minglemug. When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.
To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.
To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).
To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.
To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).
Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!
My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.
Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.
My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.
Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.
by The SunMan November 22, 2011
Get the splooge-a-muffinmug. A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
by mella rouge July 27, 2008
Get the Madame Muffinmug. noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
muffin beaches are by default amazing
by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009
Get the muffin beachmug. The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.
Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?
Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.
Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.
by PiPeS2011 August 23, 2009
Get the Doof Muffinmug.