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Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.
Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.
Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.
by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018
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MOSE

An alternative for "hmm", is best used when you're trying to come off as brain dead.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"
by anonymous July 28, 2022
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Moses

That Jewish dude.
"Moses said something to another Jewish guy"
by They call me "The slayyer" January 10, 2022
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mosely

Calm, pleasant, peaceful, but at the same time colourful and happy, often used to describe toddlers' TV.
by PonyTrainBoi February 20, 2018
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Mosed

a sexy young man that can take anyones girl
Mosed is too sexy to define.
by Clarke200 November 25, 2021
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